Chip hazard

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Chip hazard

Major Chip Hazard is an animatronic toy, and the lead antagonist of Small Soldiers. Chip is the platoon leader of the Commando Elite , and a caricature of a Vietnam-era American army commando: ruthless, authoritative, and determined to win by any means necessary. Leading with an iron fist, his troops are loyal to the point of self-sacrifice, and laser-focused on hunting down his sworn enemy and leader of the Gorgonites , Archer. Chip Hazard and the rest of the Commando Elite were designed by Larry Benson who was toy creator of company called Heartland Play Systems , which was later bought out by Globotech Industries. His business partner's name was Irwin Wayfair who was the designer of the Gorgonites. In his box, Chip came with his trademark pistol and a shotgun and could be activated by the command "Ten-Hut! During the night Chip broke out of his box and set up his first directive to activate the rest of his troops to general quarters within the toy store by the same general orders that activated him which was: "Commandos, Ten-hut! Then from there Chip and his troops set out on the search and mission to destroy the Gorgonites they saw. In which this case they were ultimately successful at destroying Troglokhan. Next, when Link Static later the next morning noticed Archer being helped by a human named Alan Abernathy , Chip set up the objective to try and destroy Archer. For this assault, they fired one Commando named Brick Bazooka at Alan's bike so he could destroy Archer within Alan's backpack. In this situation, the assault was a mission failure because Brick Bazooka got his leg caught in the bike chain in which he was thrown off the bike but later then reassembled.

Brick Bazooka : Uh-oh! Please remove one and try again.

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Major Chip Hazard : Are you scared? We're all scared. You'd have to be crazy not to be scared. Major Chip Hazard : I love the smell of polyurethane in the morning. Major Chip Hazard : A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Chip Hazard : We are the Commando Elite. Everything else is just a toy! Major Chip Hazard : You've got a lot of guts.

Chip hazard

Small Soldiers is a American action comedy film directed by Joe Dante. It depicts two factions of toys which turn sentient after mistakenly being installed with a military microprocessor, in turn putting two families in danger when one faction turns lethal. Small Soldiers marks the last on-screen film role of Phil Hartman , who was murdered two months before the film's premiere, and is dedicated in his memory. It was also Clint Walker 's final film role. Mars selects Larry's "Commando Elite" action figures for the project, with Irwin's "Gorgonites" — peaceful monsters intended to be educational toys — as their enemies. Facing a tight deadline of three months to get the toys ready for shipment, Larry unwittingly equips the toys with GloboTech's X microprocessor , which he later learns was meant for the Department of Defense. Working at his family's toy store, teenager Alan Abernathy persuades delivery driver Joe to give him a shipment of the new GloboTech toys, activating Major Chip Hazard, head of the Commando Elite, and Archer, the Gorgonites' leader. Alan develops a crush on his neighbor Christy Fimple, and returns home to discover Archer in his backpack, realizing the toys are essentially self-aware and capable of learning. That night, Chip Hazard activates his comrades to attack the Gorgonites, and Alan finds the store in disarray and the new toys missing. Christy helps clean up, and Alan calls GloboTech's customer service line to file a complaint.

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An officer and a gentlemen does not strike a lady. As the Commandos' next plan, they secretly sneaked into Alan's house in which he was keeping Archer. Next page. He then kicks him off the pylon onto the ground below. Submit Feedback. Lethal from any distance, sir. Defeat him. After Alan was cut by Nitro's saw blade, he then shoved Nitro into the waste disposal unit. There was an error retrieving your Registries. Then after the explosion when the Commandos noticed the box was a decoy they moved back to their original positions. Chip Hazard : Commandos, pull back! In terms of gameplay, he is most well-rounded of the Commandos, with all of his statistics being consistently average, though this means none of his statistics are the highest in the team. Alan : Archer?

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He won it by being all that he can be. You'd have to be crazy not to be scared. While Alan was asleep, the Commandos trapped Archer and then stringing him up and started lowering him into the waste disposal unit in the sink. Major Chip Hazard : Victory is ours! Archer suddenly intervenes and Hazard defeats him, mocking that Archer is programmed to lose, so there is nothing he can do. He preferred a hands-on approach involving the creation of deadly war-machines made out of junk and the modification of toys into equally dangerous weaponry. A damaged Hazard says, "There will be no mercyyyy Product information Product Dimensions 7. Then from there, the Gwendy dolls captured Christy and made her a hostage so the Commandos could make their proposal to Alan to surrender the Gorgonites. Archer : I'm also programmed to learn. I am an admin of this site.