Classical comedic monologues

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Classical comedic monologues

Looking for a great comedic monologue? You have come to the right page. We have put together a massive list of comedy monologues for men and women, from theatre, film and TV. We aim to cover all bases — some are from classical playwrights, and others from contemporary TV series. These monologues will work well for auditions, perhaps a showreel update or for just some self-taping fun. I find actors always have great dramatic pieces on their casting profiles, or at auditions, but rarely have a great comic monologue. Having a really great comedy piece will make you stand out and allow you to show off your range as an actor. Some are laugh out loud, but others are more subtle. How to approach a comedy monologue: The key to comedy is to play the truth of the situation. Too many actors play up the comedy, trying to make a monologue funnier than it is. In fact, we have to trust the playwright or screenwriter and just fully commit to the situation. How to pick a comedy monologue: I recommend reading a bunch of monologues below and then just making a gut choice. A monologue will soar if you connect with it!

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Home Uncategorized 35 Comedic Monologues for Women. I know you will never read this letter. Crazy, hostile letters—like mine—the ones written in crayon on butcher paper, the ones made of letters cut out of magazines—. But I send them anyway, once a day, and do you know why? Because the loathing I pour into these pages is so ripe, so full-to-bursting, that it is my firm belief that anyone. This toxin will be passed upwards—it is the nature of bureaucracies to pass things vertically—till eventually,. In this way, through osmosis, little droplets of contagion are being rubbed into your leathery flesh every day—. We wait for the day when all the grams and drams and dollops of detestation will destroy you. We attack from below.

Classical comedic monologues

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Just for a minute. Theatre Characters. And who can hold their own in an interesting discussion. Like, totally. Monologues from Plays Browse hundreds of great monologues from plays for men and women of all ages. From the south, have a good job… And an absolutely wonderful dancer, if I do say so myself. So you see, she knew I was going to lead the Army of the Twelve Monkeys into the pages of history before it ever even occurred to me. Martin was in the loungeroom watching television and I was in the kitchen doing the washing-up. I loved you and believed you and pretended not to notice the Streisand thing. If elected I promise that I will pray more often. The right one. So Adam has to beg me to go out with him. Log in to add to your bookmarks! How the devil could I bring her to I must not seem proud; happy are they that hear their detractions and can put them to mending.

No, faith; husbands are like lots in the lottery: you may draw forty blanks before you find one that has any prize in him. A husband generally is a careless, domineering thing that grows like coral, which as long as it is under water is soft and tender,.

Cry the man mercy; love him; take his offer: Foul is most foul, being foul to be a scoffer. Because the fact is we just met yesterday. Then, in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend, Kyle, who was totally gorgeous but he moved to Indiana, and Janis was, like weirdly jealous of him. There are only a few things in life that are guaranteed to be glorious and memorable and sparkling with gowns and cummerbunds. Is there — oh — any other time you might have told me this! Cher : So, O. I get a car right away. I must not seem proud; happy are they that hear their detractions and can put them to mending. I was interrogated, x-rayed, studied thoroughly. The Amazons. The only fucking person I have ever allowed to call me Judy. He discovers that I was this really fascinating woman all along. In a couple of minutes the whole bloody house was alight and within half an hour there was no bloody front door to knock on. No, Mr. Bacon and eggs and buttered toast.