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Thornton: I need to crack this, Dag, cos if not, Won Ton will be all over me like knockers in a wind tunnel. Garth Marenghi: As a horror writer I don't ask for much. I just hope I've changed the way you think about life. Garth Marenghi: I'm Garth Marenghi. Plus actor.

Darkplace quotes

He whisked off her shoes and panties in one movement, wild like an enraged shark, his bulky totem beating a seductive rhythm. Mary's body felt like it was burning, even though the room was properly air-conditioned. They tried all the positions: on top, doggy, and normal. Exhausted, they collapsed on to the recently extended sofa bed. Then a hellbeast ate them. Liz Asher: Hi, I've come to apply for the doctor's job. I can assure you my credentials are top-notch, I've just graduated from Harvard College Yale. I aced every semester, and I got an 'A'. Receptionist: Well that sounds excellent. Our last doctor only just recently died in horrific circumstances. Can you start immediately? Sanchez: Not at all. There's plenty of skirt on the ward, this is the 20th century after all though some don't like to admit it. Welcome to Darkplace, Liz. I warned Garth, erm, I said, I'm not an actor.

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Sign In Sign In. New Customer? Create account. Rick Dagless : [ talking to mother about hospitalized son ] He's a good kid, but you've got to keep him off the smack otherwise this will keep happening. How about you find yourself a husband, get some stability in your life. Dr Liz Asher : [ talking about a patient that has turned green ] Apparently she was in for a routine operation to get her toe shortened which was really long like a finger, the next thing she knew this happened.

Parody is a strange craft. It is so lovingly terrible, down to the smallest detail of camera work and sound editing, that it is timeless. To complicate matters, Dr. So I personally feel very bad about the cat we killed. Liz Asher to leave Darkplace Hospital. We might have never guessed the cat died after that scene.

Darkplace quotes

The show focuses on fictional horror author Garth Marenghi played by Holness and his publisher Dean Learner played by Ayoade , characters who originated in the stage show Garth Marenghi's Fright Knight. The series is presented as a special release of the fictional television series Darkplace. Within the reality of the show, Darkplace was produced in the s for Channel 4, but never broadcast anywhere but Peru, eventually becoming a lost series. Saved footage has recently resurfaced, with Marenghi republishing with the intent of gaining interest from a modern audience. The "original footage" of the show is intercut or bookended with commentary from many of the "original" cast, where characters such as Marenghi and Learner reflect on what it was like to make the show. Darkplace parodies the fashion , special effects , production gaffes, and music of low-budget '80s television, as well as the arrogant attitude of certain writers and performers. Darkplace was broadcast in a late-night timeslot, with very little advertising, and met with poor viewing figures. In , Channel 4's Film4 asked Holness and Ayoade to write a script for a film version of the series, [2] but the project never saw further development. Garth Marenghi's opening narration.

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Rick Dagless: She has! Thorton Reed : I've been there hombre, when I heard my wife died I could barely finish my lunch. Garth Marenghi: Listen, I'm a writer. Not the literal doors to the building, most of which were closed, but evil doors, dark doors, doors to the beyond. Rick Dagless: I TV Shows. I just know. B Fight Club. Otherwise you're no better than Bill Wyman. All in all you could say that she's a little off color. I think we're living in dangerous times. More from this title. Contribute to this page Suggest an edit or add missing content. You're a fool! Garth Marenghi: I realized that man needs to keep in touch with his primal urges, whether through sport or through violent movies.

NSF News and Magazine. It was created by Matthew Holness and Richard Ayoade and is presented as a parody of low-budget, cheesy s supernatural and medical dramas.

Let's just say I'm window shopping, and right now, there's a half-price sale on weird. Recently viewed. Rick Dagless: I Garth Marenghi : You know, my books are all essentially about what ifs. Know another quote from Garth Marenghi's Darkplace? Contribute to this page Suggest an edit or add missing content. Lucien Sanchez: Not my fault. I've never seen that before, and I've never seen that since. Garth Marenghi : With this show, I wanted people to laugh and cry Dr Lucien Sanchez: Tell me something; is this hospital called St. B Fight Club. Hence Darkplace. Dean Learner: She was like a candle in the wind