F me in the a cause i love jesus

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All my life I've been good Do what my mom and dad and God say I should Go to church and Bible School To live by God's rule So whatever people tell me That The Bible tells me I will do Walk the halls of high school with my purity ring Unlike those other girls, I've got my morals in check It was easy to do until I got a boyfriend And pardon my French, but he's cute as heck But I made a pact to keep my hymen intact And Jesus and I are tight Never learned about the birds and the bees I was taught to keep an aspirin in between my knees 'Cause The Bible says premarital sex is wrong But Jason says that guys can't wait that long I don't want to lose him to someone who'll do him I need to figure something out Well there's a loophole in The Scripture that works really well So I can get him off without going to hell It's my Hail Mary, full of grace In Jesus' name we go to fifth base! Oh, thank you for making me holy And thank you for giving me holes to choose from And since I'm not a godless whore He'll have to come in the back door Therefore. Fuck me in the ass 'cause I love Jesus The good Lord would want it that way Gimme that sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalization It's just between you and me 'Cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see. It's hard to be as pure as me To resist the urge to lose my vaginal virginity To wait until my marriage bed To give my husband my unsullied maiden head So take your cock out Shove it in my ass Fuck me until you cum Oops! I mean let's join our souls And unite our bodies And fly with the wings of God Whatever you do, don't touch my clitoris If you ring Satan's doorbell, God can't ignore this And no prophylactics when you put it in 'Cause birth control's for sluts and it's a sin I've emptied my bowels And laid out the towels I'm ready for romance Now I'm praying to the Power that's the Highest But of all of my holes, this one's the driest And we can't procreate if we anally copulate And God is OK with sodomy, but only if you're straight And I'm staying pure, no matter what So I'm OK with everything but Everything but Everything butt. Fuck me in the ass 'cause I love Jesus The good Lord would want it that way Gimme that sweet sensation of a rock hard rationalization It's just between you and me 'Cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see. I do whatever The Bible tells me to Except for the parts that I choose to ignore Because they're unrealistic and inconvenient But the rest I live by for sure So let's not talk about how the Good Book bans shellfish, polyester and divorce And how it condones slavery and killing gays because those parts don't count, of course Let's cherry-pick the part about losing my cherry and mine it for ambiguities and omissions To circumvent any real sacrifice, but still feel pious in my arbitrary parroted positions And don't you dare question my convictions And don't look closely at the contradictions Just focus on the sacrificial crucifixion And have faith in its complete jurisdiction As the only way to measure if you're good or not And in a debate, just say to have faith Because when you're up against logic, it's the only card you've got So close your eyes Take a deep breath And.

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Obviously, the hymns attributed to "Author Unknown" "Unknown" or "Anonymous" could have been written by many people over a span of many centuries. Whitfield, was born at Threapwood, Shropshire, Jan. In he was preferred to St. Mary's, Hastings. New ed.

F me in the a cause i love jesus

By Dan Reilly. Without spoiling anything, the finale was very tender as opposed to some of the earlier, raunchier stuff. Why the switch-up? Lindhome: It just felt right. Micucci: A lot of [the show] is about our friendship, and we kind of wanted to show the less-crazy side of it.

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