Funny swearing quotes

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Sign in with Facebook Sign in options. Join Goodreads. Quotes tagged as "profanity" Showing of I say that's bullshit. He declared that I was 'breaking the Lord's fourth commandment,' and proceeded to enumerate, in a sepulchral tone, the disasters which had befallen him whenever he had done any ordinary work on the Sabbath. He really thought that a god was on the watch to trip up those men who followed any secular work on this day, and did not see that it was the evil conscience of the workers that did it.

Funny swearing quotes

Swearing is an art form. You can express yourself much more exactly, much more succinctly, with properly used curse words. There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that. The foolish and wicked practice of profane cursing and swearing The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong. He can swear and still be a gentleman if he does it in a nice and benevolent and affectionate way. Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed. I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit. I've never found an interesting person with a foul mouth. Swearing makes an excellent relief mechanism. I simply do not think that yelling, swearing, threatening or belittling will get you to the place you want to be faster than kindness, understanding, patience and a little willingness to compromise. Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

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Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old swearing quotes, swearing sayings, and swearing proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources. Welcome back Email. Remember Me. Log In. Resend verification email Forgot password? Sign Up. Log in with Google Log in with Facebook. Create an account to save your favorite quotes. Full Name.

Funny swearing quotes

Swearing is an art form. You can express yourself much more exactly, much more succinctly, with properly used curse words. There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that. The foolish and wicked practice of profane cursing and swearing The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong.

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Georgie: No, come on—I don't know— Andrew: I could make you mad. Swearing makes an excellent relief mechanism. It's easier to try to censor some kid who's swearing about poverty than it is to stop the poverty. Georgie: You look really stupid saying fuck you— Andrew: Fuck you. I must have missed that day. Bond waited politely for two or three women to precede him. Alex blinked. When he sat down beside Tiger, Tiger hissed angrily, "First lesson, Bondo-san! Maybe they're robot zombies. You just walked in here and insulted me for ten minutes. Swearing is industry language. Rachel Nichols.

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You aren't the first, and you won't be the last. It's just—you know. Psychics , Vulgarity Is , Bullshit. Andrew: Fuck you. Hot as shit. There is a difference between me knowing that people swear, me hearing people swear and me swearing, and everyone accepting that this is something you can do as much as you like. But there is also a paradox about it, namely this: Our intention in swearing is to shock and wound, which we do by mentioning something that should be kept secret—usually something to do with the sexual functions. This website or its third-party tools use cookies, which are necessary to its functioning and required to achieve the purposes illustrated in the cookie policy. Bad habit. Love Quotes Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed. Hayes Willie Nelson. Browse By Tag. Barack Obama 44th U.