Hilarious cross stitch

That Stitch Shop. If you're looking for a laugh, these cross stitch patterns have a good sense of humor.

These are not your grandmas patterns. Many contain cuss words and words that might be offensive. I have a total potty mouth around my closest friends and I keep it under wraps around my kiddos and in my public life but secretly deep down I find these inappropriate funny cross stitch patterns totally fabulous! This is a light hearted and fun post and I am not trying to say anything through the post. Here is a huge list of subversive cross stitch patterns to keep you entertained! If I could I would make lots of these and have a wall full of hoops with inappropriate sayings. But I have kids so I have to just laugh at them on the internet for now!

Hilarious cross stitch

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I have been having great time sharing sarcastic and snarky crafts on my Facebook page and some of my favorites have been simple cross stitch patterns. In order to keep track of all that sarcasm, I put together a list of my favorites, along with links to wear you can buy the patterns. Some are not actually available for purchase.. However, if you have a smart ass sense of humor like I do, I bet you get at least ONE good chuckle from one of these! Check them out! If you are looking for less offensive embroidery ideas, you may like these projects instead. You could probably hang these in public view and although that cranky Aunt Eunice may think you are a little bit of a jerk, the pearl grasping will be limited. Terrible idea. Not out loud.

Hilarious cross stitch

That Stitch Shop. If you're looking for a laugh, these cross stitch patterns have a good sense of humor. From funny and sarcastic jokes to witty puns, you'll find something to make you chuckle as you stitch. If you grew up when mix tapes were popular, you know that arranging the songs was a labor of love. Here's a pattern that pays homage to the ill-fated mix tape. This cheeky pattern will bring smiles and look great in a hoop, hanging in a rustic farmhouse-style kitchen or house barn. It makes a perfect gift for anyone who raises chickens. Guess What from Craft Time in Arkam. If you've been living on your own for some time, you likely know that "adulting" is not all it's cracked up to be.

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Introverts will get a laugh from this pattern—it's the perfect sampler for those who enjoy a party of one. Perhaps that person is you—if so, you need to cross stitch this fun and easy pattern that's perfect for beginners. Measure content performance. Will you use one of these cross stitch patterns? It makes a perfect gift for anyone who raises chickens. Pair this pattern with a wreath to welcome family or friends. Make sure you have some Febreeze to go with it. If you bite your tongue often, then this cross stitch pattern is for you. For some bonus points, make a pillow with the design so it can be used to avoid scrubbing while lounging on the couch. If you know someone who is crabby but cute, they will need this sampler in their lives. Crabby but Cute. When you say it, everybody knows exactly how you feel, and rarely ask for explanations. Never miss a stitch! Display this project proudly in a place where you can see your guests turn their heads to read this funny sampler.

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Comments Absolutely I would they are quite funny!! Introverts will get a laugh from this pattern—it's the perfect sampler for those who enjoy a party of one. Hang this one in your bathroom to give your guests a good chuckle! Home About Me! The scowl is permanently etched on my face. Display this project proudly in a place where you can see your guests turn their heads to read this funny sampler. Ok I would never send a nastygram but I might send this to a friend since we know what we are! Stitch Up Some Laughs. I find these cross stitch patterns to be hilarious! Hang up this fun cross stitch pattern to help ease the pain. Your email address will not be published. If there's one thing everyone can agree on, it's that drama is not fun.