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Quagmire tells off brian

Peter, Joe, and Quagmire are still sad about Cleveland leaving for Virginia , and decide to find a new friend to fill the void Cleveland left Meanwhile, Brian is hurt to find that Quagmire doesn't like him and tries to be his friend, only to learn why Quagmire hates him in a now-infamous speech. Aroused by Idiocy : Discussed ; Quagmire claims that Brian only dates bimbos despite claiming to like women for their minds. At Least I Admit It : Quagmire calls Brian out on only dating bimbos, then states that he does the same thing, but he at least doesn't pretend to be an intellectual to get in girl's pants. Quagmire: Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it! Boring Insult : Quagmire concludes his rant against Brian by saying that all his other flaws could be negligible if he wasn't such a "big, sad, alcoholic bore". Brutal Honesty : After getting nowhere trying to change Quagmire's viewpoint on him, Brian finally asks Quagmire just where the disdain comes from. Quagmire complies in a minute and a half long rant. Call-Back : All of Quagmire's complaints about Brian are previous history about his life. Cerebus Retcon : Quagmire reveals that his womanizing and near-rapist behavior is the end result of losing his one true love, Cheryl Tiegs.

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Upset that Cleveland left the group of friends to move to Stoolbend, Virginia, Peter, Quagmire and Joe decide to interview potential friends to fill the vacancy, and are approached by a fellow bar patron named Jerome. After impressing the group with his dart skills, they decide to let Jerome join as their new fourth member. Later, when Peter introduces Jerome to Lois, she reveals that they used to date. Peter grows jealous and, in a fit of rage, throws a bottle through the window of Jerome's home, inadvertently causing a fire and burning down the house. The next morning, Peter discovers that Lois has invited Jerome to live with them. As time goes on, Peter cannot contain his jealousy and eventually kicks Jerome out. Lois soon reveals that Jerome had bought Peter a gift, and Peter goes and apologizes to Jerome. In the end, Jerome accepts the apology, then tells Peter he had sex with Meg, but Peter doesn't care. Meanwhile, Brian discovers that Quagmire hates him. After attempting to rectify the situation outside Quagmire's house, Brian ends up making things worse by mistaking Quagmire's sister for one of his dates and tricking Quagmire into thinking Cheryl Tiegs is inviting Quagmire to dinner.

Quagmire tells off brian

Brian gets reconstructive dental surgery after smashing his face into a hydrant. Brian's new, megawatt smile nets him a job as a real estate agent, and Brian uses the opportunity to convince Quagmire to buy a rundown condo with the bonus money he recently received. Tropes present in this episode include: The Bad Guy Wins : Brian's not really evil for the most part, but he truly is the main antagonist of this episode.

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Jerome then thrusts Lois, making it look like a standing sex position. Peter : [leaning toward the parrot] Cripple, cripple, cripple, cripple, cripple, cripple, cripple, cripple, cripple, cripple, cripple! Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it. The one who isn't a serial rapist. Remember when he saw a junior high school student and reacted with "jackpot"? Precision F-Strike : After Quagmire finishes his speech. Despite this, Peter obviously doesn't care about that last part. This is an obvious reference to the advertising campaign of the cereal Lucky Charms, where Lucky the Leprechaun, the owner of the cereal, is constantly chased by children who want his Lucky Charms, saying a phrase very similar to what Connolly said. Quagmire should be in jail. Big Man on Hippocampus. But you know what? I work down at the soup kitchen, Brian!

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Editing guide. Between the conflict of Brian and Quagmire, whose in the right? Anyways, to answer the question both are bad people, but Quagmire is the worst one by far. Quagmire: Well, see you, Brian. Deleted member Quagmire's issue with Brian mostly stemmed from fans being annoyed at Brian's holier than thou attitude and the writers decided to use quagmire to capitalize on that anger by giving them an in-show avatar through which they can directly tell Brian off, and that was it. And that person is you. You know, I should have known Cheryl Tiegs didn't write me that note. Lagamorph said:. WrenchNinja Member. He said himself that he could forgive all the flaws he pointed about Brian having many of them himself if not for Brian's attitude. Oct 30, 2, You constantly hit on your best friend's wife. They're after me Kevin Connolly Charms! He brings up Brian's failures as a writer , at college and as a father.