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You ever wonder how trains eat? They choo-choo, of course. Didja hear about the deer that went to the dentist? It had buck teeth. Bacon and eggs walk into a restaurant.

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How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? If your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows. When does a pentagon not have 5 sides? What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students? A PDF File. Michael Phelps can finish a race. Say what you want about pedophiles But at least they drive slow through the school zones.

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I refused. Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you? What do you do if your partner starts smoking? A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left? Then I went to watch the crocodiles. I like my downstairs the way it is thank you very much. I bought a box of condoms earlier today. Joke Library. My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the bonnet of her Honda. Let's see what our Doctors of the Soul have to say.

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