The bachelor recap james weir

Whoever made the decision to install Samantha on this show is a genius.

The Bachelor: where time and space stands still and we continue to blame everything on Mel Schilling. The Bachelor mansion has been pummelled by a vulgar C-word scandal that has ended in a disgusted walkout by the man himself and left audiences searching Urban Dictionary to figure out when exactly the oddly specific insult became a thing. Will Australia be outraged at such language being broadcast repeatedly in prime time? Will people care less because it's a woman saying it about a man? And, more importantly, will we all end up somehow blaming Mel Schilling for everything again? All valid questions.

The bachelor recap james weir

All the wom-en who in-de-pen-dent. Tonight, all the contestants gather at bachelor and bachelorette parties. But this recap is not a comprehensive catalogue of all the single weirdos. We will only be shining a spotlight on the top shelf freaks. Well, you are just a breath of fresh air, Melissa. After just 40 seconds, we feel like we know everything about Melissa. She loves sex and her favourite singer is probably P! Then Melissa struts across the room and corners Sandy. Melissa sees herself as somewhat of a sexy Yoda. Yeah, girls.

Matt can't take it anymore. Another standout groom is Harrison.

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Melissa Mason. You know when you go through the security bit at the airport and you immediately become hyper-paranoid, like wait maybe I have a secret gun in my bag? That paranoia is how I feel about The Bachelors Australia after all this hoo-ha with shifting launch dates and a very suspicious January 9 premiere. Not that I think The Bachelors Australia is going to turn into a Hunger Games bloodbath although honestly, for ratings, I can see it in our future. I need this season to be good!! Osher is fucking selling it to us, though.

The bachelor recap james weir

This week, Joey met four families — and then sent a frontrunner home. This week on The Bachelor , by the numbers: Four hometown dates, one shocking departure, and three final women for Joey. Date No. Kelsey greets Joey with a huju , as required by Bachelor law. The matchy-matchy duo rides a tandem bike around City Park , which Kelsey last did with her late mother. Am I seriously already tearing up? Damn this show!

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Will people care less because it's a woman saying it about a man? Mel B has embraced her most 'freeing' years yet. Oh Monique. All the girls start running around the garden, sharing their own witness accounts. No one will stick together and everyone will get backstabbed. She loves sex and her favourite singer is probably P! Will Australia be outraged at such language being broadcast repeatedly in prime time? We all find out that Rachael was apparently with Monique when she said it, so Matt springs up and runs back to the patio to interrogate the new key witness. Perhaps this is just a sign of changing thresholds and tolerance. Now comes the time in the episode where the experts step in to match everyone. Pink concertgoers continued to experience transport problems on Saturday night.

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Search New Zealand Herald. I got multiple men. We feel exactly like Ling in Ally McBeal. Save share Share this article facebook copy link twitter linkedin reddit email. It's all starting to sound like bullshit to me," Matt gasps to us. I don't even use the word pig," she bitches to Rachael. Pumped up lips. Tonight, cantaloupes are hurled around like crazy. Pink concertgoers continued to experience transport problems on Saturday night. It's , babe.