Winnie the pooh: blood and honey porn

By Miles Klee.

A horror retelling of A. Milne's book Winnie-the-Pooh, and follows the anthropomorphic characters Winnie-the-Pooh and Piglet as they become bloodthirsty murderers when Christopher Robin abandons them for college. To report an issue with this product or seller, click here. Customer Reviews, including Product Star Ratings help customers to learn more about the product and decide whether it is the right product for them. Instead, our system considers things like how recent a review is and if the reviewer bought the item on Amazon. It also analyzed reviews to verify trustworthiness. Skip to main content.

Winnie the pooh: blood and honey porn

Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey does nothing with its great concept, resulting in a brutal but painfully shallow slasher that only select viewers will enjoy. For some reason, so many people seem to detest the very idea of a Winnie the Pooh horror movie. I say this as someone who was huge on Winnie the Pooh in my childhood and still holds a place for it in my heart: this is a fantastic idea, and writing it off so instantly is very close-minded to me. The concept of childhood friends turning on you for leaving them behind, applied to icons that are so precious to so many of our own childhoods, is rich with possibilities that could make it a truly upsetting horror film. Even if you ignore previous Winnie the Pooh material at see this as its own film, the concept still has a ton of potential. Or maybe Blood and Honey could be an intentional black comedy that darkly riffs on familiar material. What would be wrong with any of this? If Batman can be equally accepted as campy 60s television and gritty, dramatic cinema, why should other franchises be put in boxes? But when he leaves for college, the animals are forced to fend for themselves in the harsh wilderness. This turns them cruel, mute, and hateful of all humans, and when Christopher returns years later, they take their revenge and hold him prisoner. Instead, we mostly follow a group of university students who rent a cabin in the Hundred Acre Wood after one of them, Maria Maria Taylor , has a traumatic experience with a stalker.

Perhaps it would explore the lingering psychic wounds of childhood?

A new horror film is out, and it's getting a lot of buzz. Because it stars Winnie The Pooh murdering teens! The current Rotten Tomatoes score on this movie is nine percent and honestly it was hard to find any real positive words said about it. Take away the Pooh and Piglet stuff, and you have a ho-hum stalker thriller that treats its one-dimensional characters as punchlines for gory scenes its budget can't fully deliver on. That they have run directly into the arms of an entirely different kind of exploitation — an R-rated, ultra-violent slasher movie — may seem ironic, but was probably inevitable.

On January 1 st , , A. It used to be a shorter time period, but Disney famously took the issue to court and extended exclusive ownership rights for intellectual properties by two decades. Yet no one can hog a piece of art forever. What are they really scared about? Mickey Mouse. Sure enough, as though to fulfil that proof of concept, as soon as A. Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey is a limited theatrical release, though I was surprised to find it screening overseas in my home country of Australia. With enough loyalty points built up with my local cinema to earn myself a free ticket, I decided to venture forth and witness for myself the darkest adventure in the Hundred Acre Wood. Several people are murdered in a sadistic fashion usually through some variation of blunt force trauma.

Winnie the pooh: blood and honey porn

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Before the credits mercifully arrive, we are treated to the deaths of brand-new characters who stumble into the fray, including one man with the sorriest fake British accent ever attempted in the name of cinema, and Christopher Robin begging Pooh to stop his homicidal rampage. Purchase options and add-ons. Really interesting characters and kills. Public domain was a mistake. How customer reviews and ratings work Customer Reviews, including Product Star Ratings help customers to learn more about the product and decide whether it is the right product for them. Would not be my first, second, third, or thirty-second choice, but hey, who am I? I know this is going to be the popular thing to say, but Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey really feels like someone made a generic slasher and then slapped Winnie the Pooh elements onto it for the sake of publicity. The kills are decent although characters do incredibly stupid things. Violent Night DVD. Links to loudandclearreviews. The concept of childhood friends turning on you for leaving them behind, applied to icons that are so precious to so many of our own childhoods, is rich with possibilities that could make it a truly upsetting horror film. There is not really a good plot reason, but my guess is that the voices of the creatures was too hard to accurately reproduce, or, more likely, there are copyright issues with the voices which are much more recent than the books.

By Miles Klee. Oh, bother.

Powered by WordPress. Report an issue with this product or seller. But hey, it seems like it's been successful based on Wikipedia's budget and box office numbers, so maybe they can give the sequel a little more time in the oven. More Hide. LewieP Member. The film just kind of abruptly ended. Format: DVD. I hate all the human characters - they are shrill and uncharacterized and have the survival instinct of a broken brick, but I can't root for the monsters, because they move like Jason Voorhees with his legs encased on concrete and seem to have no plan or energy. Mini-rant The "main character" peaks when she suddenly remembers she brought a gun, but forgot where she put it. For assistance, contact your corporate administrator. EtcetEra Forum. Discussion EtcetEra Forum.